Thursday, 12 April 2012

Fancy this kind of event :P :P

https://www.facebook.com/events/258569494238018/

Cruiser's Photography

Specially for beginners who joins the shoot, I will guide you on the compositions, settings and also lighthing techniques...

Now, my dear viewers, how about THIS:

Specially for beginners who joins the shoot, I think, HE would rather guide you on the following:

1) For cheapo DSLR's without Kelvin WB scale, how to set your WB to TUNGSTEN to get the BLUISH effect on the subject

2) For ALL types of DSLR's - how to set your camera to either Av, A or A-depth mode and shoot until focusing point oso dun care liao

3) For every participant - HOW to coax your model to start posing and later pushing up the model's own skirt until at least sampai model's own panties level - at least.........Wahahahahahaha!


Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Welcome to the NEW April Fool's joke inside.....




Now, folks - all becos of this STUPIDITY, there will DEFINITELY be FAR MORE WARFARE within the photography community AND fraternity of Malaysia.....literally speaking, LOTS MORE BLASTING ACTION awaits us all.....sad to say......

Thursday, 22 March 2012

Hah hah hah.....NON-STOP whacking AGAIN!!

Woiiiii COCKROACH! Who the HECK ARE YOU to make blatancy claims AGAIN? Watch it.....



Unbelievable for comprehension, of course......DOWN and OUT YOU GO, R.O.C.S. a.k.a. Cruiser's Photography! PUIK!!!


DEYY Cockroach!!! Lu cakap sudah BUAT LAPORAN POLIS - MANA SALINAN SAH LAPORAN POLIS KAMU??  KALAU tarak salinan, MATI KONG KAR KIAU lah lu!

Sunday, 18 March 2012

ONE MORE POST on 17th of March....

Well, we know where this mambo-jumbo comes from again lah!

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=393928910617211&id=289465477790575

From that permalink above, Roger initially raged against Antz Barlan, but NOW at the tail end of this wall post, he has directed his attack against Duke Photography instead - POPCORN and COKE please....no need Wah Lai Toi, no need GSC or TGV any more! Wahahahahahahaha!

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Hahahahaha....on March 6th, 2012 - some LATEST stuff (Screen Shots), courtesy of facebook.com/CruiserWeb:









Folks, you think that all these are NEW stuff from Roger the Cruiser? NOT ON MY FACE ANYMORE!!

Sunday, 11 March 2012

Issue Number Five:


This is how Roger deals with fellow and senior photographers' comments in forums such as photokaki.com. The following is ONE instance....of his shot of a model at a lakeside location THREE years ago, and all Roger's own Mambo-Jumbo of CRAPPY NONSENSICAL responses to his fellow photographers' posts....

This is the initial shot:


And the following are screenshots of the Photokaki Forum Thread he posted about that gal's shot....
(Note: Forummers' and Moderators' names have been obliterated due to privacy policy)
Do click on all the following screenshots taken from that forum and see for yourselves what the heck he has been saying against other photographers who happen to tell him off regarding flaws of his own shots......and you will know his TRUE COLORS...........







Well, any more about R.O. that anyone out there wanna know?