Mayhem of April 16, 2012

Hah Hah Hah!!! Laugh my BUTT off! Enjoy reading, folks........

Confessions of an UNIDENTIFIED victim

 

Model name has been censored due to HIGHLY SENSITIVE issues!

Ooo.....how I LURVE this GAYTARD'S RANTING! Hahahahahahaha!!

Erhmm....WELL, WELL, much has been said and done - what more can I comment? I'd rather echo what Simon and Garfunkel WROTE in their song "Keep The Customer Satisfied" - IT'S THE SAME OL' STORY - YEAH! And........another expose in this following pic for us all to take note of:

(Anonymity of this foreigner victim of Roger the Cruiser has been preserved due to HIGHLY SENSITIVE ISSUES....)

ELEGANCE personified? I wanna listen to public verdicts, folks~

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=306856509383030&set=a.300121206723227.65004.156480584420624&type=1&theater

Now what would you call this picture's genre below:

And R.O. calls that ELEGANT? Not on my face, folks - that's eezee weezee CASUAL!

Fancy this kind of event :P :P

https://www.facebook.com/events/258569494238018/

Cruiser's Photography

Specially for beginners who joins the shoot, I will guide you on the compositions, settings and also lighthing techniques...

Now, my dear viewers, how about THIS:

Specially for beginners who joins the shoot, I think, HE would rather guide you on the following:

1) For cheapo DSLR's without Kelvin WB scale, how to set your WB to TUNGSTEN to get the BLUISH effect on the subject

2) For ALL types of DSLR's - how to set your camera to either Av, A or A-depth mode and shoot until focusing point oso dun care liao

3) For every participant - HOW to coax your model to start posing and later pushing up the model's own skirt until at least sampai model's own panties level - at least.........Wahahahahahaha!

Welcome to the NEW April Fool's joke inside.....

Now, folks - all becos of this STUPIDITY, there will DEFINITELY be FAR MORE WARFARE within the photography community AND fraternity of Malaysia.....literally speaking, LOTS MORE BLASTING ACTION awaits us all.....sad to say......

Hah hah hah.....NON-STOP whacking AGAIN!!

Woiiiii COCKROACH! Who the HECK ARE YOU to make blatancy claims AGAIN? Watch it.....

Unbelievable for comprehension, of course......DOWN and OUT YOU GO, R.O.C.S. a.k.a. Cruiser's Photography! PUIK!!!

DEYY Cockroach!!! Lu cakap sudah BUAT LAPORAN POLIS - MANA SALINAN SAH LAPORAN POLIS KAMU??  KALAU tarak salinan, MATI KONG KAR KIAU lah lu!